![]() ![]() One night, an alien working a late shift at the museum of archeology notices the cracked screen suddenly light up, and upon it, one word arises from the battered code: Amogus. Imagine, 700 years in the future, through some last vestige of the internet kept in an underground server, a notification miraculously appears on your device (which has been preserved in nuclear dust from the 5th world war). "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."Īnd that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. I can see it now.Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. 50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a. But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?Īvada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. ![]() Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.Īnd have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. You aren't looking at it-you're looking at a picture of it. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. K.Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World.Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore.Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore - The Complete Screenplay.Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (play).Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (video game).Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2.Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (video game).Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1.Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (video game).Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (film).Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (video game).Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (film).Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (film).Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (video game). ![]() Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (film).Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (video game).Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film).Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (video game).Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (film).Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.Known wizard villages and communites in Great Britain and Ireland England 1 Known wizard villages and communites in Great Britain and Ireland.The only all-wizard village in Britain was Hogsmeade, which was located near Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Because of this, many chose to move into small villages in numbers, as this allowed them to band together and rely on each other for mutual support. After the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy was enacted in 1689, wizards and witches needed to live in places without attracting the attention of Muggles. Hermione Granger described them as " communities within a community". They were many villages and hamlets that contained sizeable wizarding populations, typically existing within Muggle communities in secret. Many small villages and hamlets attracted several magical families, who banded together for mutual support and protection." - Bathilda Bagshot, A History of Magic It was natural, perhaps, that they formed their own small communities within a community. " Upon the signature of the International Statute of Secrecy in 1689, wizards went into hiding for good. ![]()
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